picture dodger

Someone who will never show a picture of him/herself to one.

Ivan is a picture dodger

by erock? December 31, 2005

Pussy Dodger

A Slang Term For A Homo-sexual Male that Avoids Pussy (Vagina) At All Cost.

You Know He's Gay right, a straight up pussy dodger.

If your girl wants you to beat it up then quit do it stop being a lil' pussy dodger!

by Christian "Lissen" August 27, 2005

dodger

n. any individual who performs fellatio on a male without committing fully to the process and s/he makes their escape just as the climax is reached.

Instead of spitting, swallowing, or wearing, the dodger makes a break for it in order to avoid the impending deluge.

Moses was enjoying the BJ, however, Frank was a dodger and ran for cover as soon as the money shot was launched.

by Team Craypas January 18, 2008

pussy dodger

When a man pretends to go for a woman's pussy, even sticking it in a bit, but then "falling out" and intentionally cramming his wang in her ass, thereby broadening her sexual horizons.

She thought I was just going to stick it to her missionary style, but I was a pussy dodger.

by Some white dude May 26, 2006

Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.

Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.

by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006

Salad Dodger

a fat person with poor nutritional habits.

Wow you ex-girlfriend has put on some weight!
Yea, she's become quite the salad dodger.

by Dave Inc February 14, 2007

draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

by Ryan May 12, 2004