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Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
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dowsing rod

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.
I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!
by Starchylde June 23, 2016
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B-Down

Someone or something thats retarded.
This is an alternative word to retarded.
Lydio: did you see that retard over there he’s really retarded
Dalziel: no don't say that thats rude . That guy is B-down.
Lydio : bet
by Anonymous errors January 23, 2020
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Dowoon

A quiet, shy boy who likes to play drums. He’s slow to open up but once you get to know him he’s a very interesting person, and is very much on the witty side. He comes up with jokes you’d never think of and is an overall fun person to be around. He’s lovable, sweet, timid, funny and talented. Anyone who knows him is happy to have him in their life.
Hello my name is Yoon Dowoon, I like drum, I love drum, yes I am drum”
by DAY6sKoala February 2, 2018
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Let’s slow down!!!

Let’s slow down!!! — an enthusiastic ejaculation used when there is so much shade one could cast that you want to foreground each individual insult so that it can be can be both heard and appreciated.
Well, well, well MISS THANG what do we have here? Let’s slow down!!!…and let the critique begin!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 27, 2023
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down yonder

A Family-Rated descriptor of the pubic region of a human being. Applicable to either gender.
Grandpa : Hey Bobbie, I hear you had to visit the doctor yesterday. Is everything OK?
Grandson : I'm fine, Gramps, thanks for asking. It was just a little itch down yonder. A leftover gift from a girl I dated last week.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. You're taking me back to my youth, sonny.
by The Sage Of Suave May 20, 2015
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Kiss up kick down

Kiss up kick down is a neologism, believed to have originated in the United States, which describes the situation where employees in an organisation are polite superiors to the point of sycophancy but abusive and unpleasant to subordinates. The people who do this are often those who do not have the ability to progress further and try to take out their frustrations on others as they lack the courage to try something new. They are usually bullies who are scared of competition, change and anything else that they see as a threat.
“I see Malcolm’s gone from reducing Jenny to tears to kissing Mark’s arse.”
“That’s Malcolm, kiss up kick down.”
by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015
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