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Muff Diver

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.
by Labial Licker November 5, 2019
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David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.
Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.
by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019
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bunghole diver

The act of going balls deep into a strippers anal cavity while wearing full snorkeling gear while shouting out to the anti Christ
Dude so I totally gave this chick the bunghole diver last night, and the awkward part was when the cops showed up from a noise complaint
by Kstoops1991 March 20, 2016
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channel diver

A chick who is into chicks only and especially enjoys channel diving (oral sex).
Did you see that mannish girl with the field hockey stick? Total channel diver.
by Holler123 July 9, 2009
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american diver

When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.
My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.
by The harse August 31, 2014
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muff diver

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking
Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver
by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016
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Shrimp Diver

When two men butt fuck then ejactulates in the guys butt and then the one guy takes a straw and sticks it up his butt and sucks the sperm out of his butt hole..
Wow , your a great shrimp diver ....
by Shrimper March 11, 2005
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