socially distracted

A person addicted to social networks that has extreme difficulty to perform simple tasks such as talking to her/his partner, personal hygene, get grocery, eating, watching TV and sleeping.

I unfollowed my boyfriend because he is socially distracted.

by hermes2364 February 12, 2010

Urban Distraction

When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.

I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!

Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.

by Jake the Ninja February 2, 2010

up the dirtrack

Having anal sex with man or women.

(kick) I'm going up the dirtrack.

by definor December 7, 2006

being a distraction

Someone who is doing something/saying something, that takes people away from what they are doing, and causes them to focus on you.

Noah telling me about him and his girlfriend was "being a distraction" to me getting my homework done.

by Ballers desire May 4, 2014

PennManor School Distract

The literal worst School distract ever! I would literally rather have a bear bite my dick off then go to school at pennmanor! The girls are all sluts and if there not sluts they feel the need to say they’re taken every 3 seconds when nobody asked, almost all boys are nude chasing fuck boys who honestly have the worst hair cuts I’d rather piss in a bowl of shit then eat it then have a convo with those fuckboys and literally just toxic ass fuck people, only very few good nice people!

Adam : Yo what school do you go to John

John: PennManor School distract

Adam: holy shit man I’m sorry

John: it’s okay man I’m planning to kill my self tomorrow, I think I got aids from one of the girls touching me anyway.

Adam: sorry man , tell god I have his 5 dollars.

John: you don’t get it you can’t go to heaven after you go to PennManor it’s that bad.

Adam: shit man i don’t know what to say .

by PennManor student Sadly December 11, 2019

Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.

There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...

by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005

distractionist

Person with an unnatural talent for distracting people.

Bryan, Danielle, and Ashley are all master distractionists.

by bNz719 October 10, 2010