Ass Discount

To give someone something they want after they agree to have sex with you. Sorta like reverse seduction.

My girlfriend wanted to use my car but I didn't want to let her. I ended up giving her an ass discount and she took the car for a couple hours.

by Ace trick August 28, 2014

veteran discount

When you steal a girl from a guy who’s in the army.

I just fucked this bitch who’s dude was in the army...had to give him the veteran discount.

by Be original October 25, 2020

10% Discount

To cut off all ten digits of one's hands/feet.

Hostile gangmember: Shut your mouth before I give you a 10% discount.

by Chaotime August 17, 2011

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

cute girl discount

When an attractive girl is given lower prices and quicker service by various places of business due to her looks.

- "Hey! I paid $10 more than her!"
- "She must have got the cute girl discount."

by apc34 March 25, 2009

four finger discount

What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)

"Check it out Bart man. Four finger discount."

by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 24, 2005

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 7, 2003