Board of Directors

A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.

I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!

by Hiraigami:Flying Lightning God May 23, 2020

directed energy weapon

Directed energy weapon is a term often used by a bipolar person to explain their delusions and abnormal behaviour.

Bipolar person: it's not my fault, it's the CIA's fault, they keep firing lasers at my head with a directed energy weapon which makes me act strange.

by Podesta XD June 9, 2018

sales director

Typical illegal immigrant i.e. gets money for no work. All though this type of illegal immigrant somehow manages to do it without being a burden to society instead they burden the unfortunate good people of their company by blagging their way to the top and then using their rather un-deserved power to gain things like….. I don’t know……Golf days, shopping vouchers, endless nights out and , oh yer, let us not forget entire houses!!!!

That bastard cost me my company car and annual bonus, he's a right sales director!!!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

director's cut

3 crazy guys that run a radio show about movies, and a little bit more!

A LITTLE BIT MORE= "we bought dan an action figure for chrisatmas and the....."

MOVIES= " one missed call DONT SEE IT"

were the director's cut

by scooby! January 19, 2008

Dictard

Someone who overuses their ability to speak. (Created by combining the roots -dic and -tard.)

Justin: That Mr.Daniels sure does talk a lot.

Mariah: No doubt. He's such a dictard.

by Pvt. Cowboy November 27, 2010

DIRECTORS CUT

WHEN YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE, AND YOU CAN NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAD HAPPENED!

HEY BRO, DID YOU SAY THAT I TOOK THE FATEST CHICK IN THE BAR HOME LAST NIGHT? MAN, I MUST HAVE HAD A DIRECTORS CUT.

by THE MIC October 4, 2008

directory

Another word for absoultely awesome!!!

"This sweet smelling lavender candle is soooo DIRECTORY!!!"

by alexTHAyward March 14, 2005