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democracy

A system in which anyone is free to vote for whomever they want, at which point the winner of said election sells out to any number of whacko special interest groups including environmentalists, unions, and prisoners.
Democracy is great when it works; unfortunately, most politicians don't.
by The DON October 2, 2002
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Democracommunism

It takes the best of communism and democracy and combines the two so you get Democracommunism
We have Converted to a Democracommunism Today
by Weirdmonkey09 July 2, 2009
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Democrazy

A mismanaged democracy;

A system of government where the elected representatives turn irresponsible and the civil society is forced to play the opposition. A problem faced by a democracy when it fails to elect sensible representatives;
The elected representatives of the country went democrazy pushing the civil society activist to go on a 14 day fast to restore democracy.
by LeoPaw September 14, 2011
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democracy

Great governmental system, doomed to fail once the masses figure out that with their vote they can loot the treasury.
Alex D'Toqueville, some Frog who toured and chronicled America, pointed out about 180 years ago the fatal flaw of democracy.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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Dumbocracy

Dumbocracy dumb-mok-ruh-see
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -cies

1. A form of self-government consisting of intelligent citizens who believe they live in a democracy, holding free elections, yet consistently unwilling to support the leadership resulting from said elections, regardless of political affiliation.

2. A form of dysfunctionalocracy, the family of self-government methodologies characterized by a largely apathetic constituency. Not to be confused with a stupocracy where a society is mysteriously incapable of producing intelligent leaders.
Usage: The good citizens of this country are transforming their young nation into the most powerful dumbocracy in the modern world.
by Fname Mi Lname June 19, 2010
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democracy

Fascism you can vote for.
How exactly does the President do more good then Hussein?
by Ken July 20, 2004
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democracy

"A lullaby to sooth a troubled infant. "(Borges)
When Alexander of Macedon conquered and pillaged much of the known world over two thousand years ago, he claimed that he did so to spread 'democracy.'
by c l basile January 21, 2004
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