dicksneeze

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice

You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount

by Russian73 December 25, 2007

Dickens

A small, shrew-like creature--the result of Higgens-Pixy intercourse. if born female: dixy. Although there is a general population of 1.6 trillion dickens, there is only one dixy known to man due to lack of chromosome XX. The dickens's life goal is to create the dankest of memes

Oh look! it's a Dickens, George!

by sriricota August 15, 2018

[like the Dickens]

unjustly overbearing, irrationally, to be unjust like Scrooge, ridiculous, unfair,

"it's hot like the Dickens" (said in chappelle's show)

"My salary is like the Dickens"

by Reynaldo J. August 7, 2008

dicktease

1)male strippers
2)term used 2 refer 2 male homos

dicktease=male strip tease

by trajikace November 1, 2008

Dickenstein

You do something really shitty to someone you my friend are a Dickenstein

Steven was suppose to call to arrange a time to pick up the stuff he promised then deletes his post and leaves me hanging that makes him a Dickenstein.

by cockwink October 11, 2014

dickweasel

The male individual who has no vested interest in, but is sitting on your couch, while watching your big screen TV, that has been granted by the courts to your ex wife, who apparently needed the possessions you worked so hard for to survive.

"Dude, what the fuck happened? Why are you sitting on a fold up chair in this empty ass apartment playing solitaire on a busted ass card table on gameday? Where's all your furniture and TV and shit?"

"The judge gave it all to the ex because she could never her get her shit together while we were married. Her dickweasel boyfriend is kicking back in my leather recliner watching the game in HD, grilling some ribs on my stainless steel grill."

by cloudaround August 21, 2014

Working Like The Dickens

Failing to reach job performance standards despite repeated claims to the contrary from one's superior.

Kevin, according to his boss, is working like the dickens day and night. Unfortunately, he's failing miserably at his job.

by Timberwolves Central July 31, 2008