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Dicks Normal

Definition: being of average quality or in general just average.
ADRIAN: Hey juan! Hows your day man??
JUAN: YO BRO! DICKS AVERAGE!!

(As in it's just another day, or an average day...dicks avarage)

Ps. This can change by replacing the second word with dicks micro, for a bad day, or dicks swollen of a great day.

Definition of dicks normal: average or regular
by MasterBrewerJ February 14, 2020
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dicks in vaginos

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by Zjierb lover February 16, 2021
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dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021
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Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022
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Dicks on the dollar

Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.
I made dicks on the dollar for that job...
by Thatguyorsomething March 24, 2023
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Dicks with sticks

A phrase used to describe twat skiers who can’t snowboard
All skiers are dicks with sticks
by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025
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Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs
Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks
by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025
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