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Dickmatized

When the Dick is so good that she catches major feelings and you know you can't get rid of her so if you leave her and try to come back its easy to get her back.
Mannn I left that girl last week I'm going to get her back next week. I have that girl dickmatized I can come back anytime I want.
by Prettyboyjody April 28, 2022
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That star gyal was dickmatized when I sent her a picture of me lying down sideways in my bed on Wednesday night.
by Spicy white boy September 14, 2022
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Dicknotized

When a female/male is so obsessed with a past relationship, fling, or hookup, that they will drop everything and anyone, no matter how inconvenient or out of the way, to be used for a short period of time just to be ignored again in the end
Dude, kirsten is so dicknotized, I don’t think she will ever come to terms with what is actually going on

You are so dicknotized! I think its time to snap you out of this with an intervention! Otherwise we can’t be friends anymore.
by PROB13M December 4, 2022
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Dickmatized

when you are so attached to a guy that does really well in sexual intercourse and has a nice shape/size dick.
I think I was only with Dan because he had a nice dick. I was dickmatized.
by ruckify July 18, 2023
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When you hit it so hard, so good, so consistently that you earn your partner's love forever. Like the old "Raw" standup, once you get them to do the special moan... they are in love. But more than that, they are hypnotized, but by your majestic dick....

Dickmatized
She loves me now. She's Dickmatized.

Dude, you got a stripper to say i love you? Yeah chris, she's dickmatized.
by Lascivious January 11, 2024
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Being addicted to a penis to the point of losing control over your own mind.
I can't leave him. He has me completely dickmatized.
by CaptainTennille February 4, 2024
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When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.
Today Shane taught Peyton the meaning of dickmatized. She is straight dick whipped.
by PushaP March 22, 2024
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