devils lettuce

a slang term for marijuana. there is also weed, pot, reefer. etc. this list goes on, blah blah blah

"brad is such a pot head"
'yeah he really likes his devils lettuce, doesnt he?"

by lyzzieloo January 12, 2008

David Devious

1. another name for Jesus Christ

2. someone in love with an amazing girl named Joan

3. also means "black as the night"

4. gorgeous

David Devious has a better cell phone and a better girlfriend than you, bitch.

by Gorgeous_Stranger January 26, 2009

the devils bow tie

the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.

"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"

by The king Friday September 2, 2013

blue devils

The World champion Drum Corps from Concord California. World famous drumline, starring the 3 Odello Brothers: Adam, Ryan and Rick.

"Dude, the blue devils rock. did you see Away day?"

by azncowcompactor May 16, 2004

Devious Drunkster

1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.

2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.

"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"

"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"

"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."

by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010

Devious Junkee

A Bad ass pilot on Gta IV who will smack anyone

Person 1: Did you hear about that Devious Junkee kid?
Person 2: Yeah he smacked me 5-1 He has 2 names
Person 3: Isn't his other name junkee for life?

Person 4: He Spawnkilled me until I called him Daddy :(
Person 5: That bitch would smack anyone out in a dogfight
Person 6: Ya he has 2 profiles or something

by Gta5pilots August 1, 2012

The Devils Salad

The devils salad is a simple mixture tha will kick your ass and melt you to the couch before you even know it your passed out.

Ingridients:

1. Lucifers lettuce: aka. Marijuanna, pot, weed, mary jane, reefer, or bud.

2. Crazy crutons: aka. Hash, hasheesh, gods dandruff, or bubble.

3. Risky ranch: aka. Hash oil, green ick, hash resin, green bubble.

Directions: First grind lucifers lettuce into desired size for smoking. Then break up crazy crutons to desired size and sprinkle on top of lucifers lettuce. Finally take a paperclip and straighten it out, make sure there is no plastic on the paperclip. Dip paperclip in vile of risky ranch until desired amount of oil is attached to it. Take lighter and heat up the oil lightly above the bowl peice until melted on top. Smoke and reveal you to yourself.

There you go, now how to make the infamous Devils Salad

The ultimate in marijuana smoking enjoy.

Jhon doe: "man I wanna get so baked I can't move for hours, you know not just baked but mega bake, like betty croker baked"

Jane doe: "I don't know what should we do"

Jhon doe: "I know let's go on urban dictionary and look up ideas"

Jane doe: "ok, there's something here called the. The Devils Salad looks like we would get so baked"

Jhon doe: "what do we have to do man?"

Jane doe: "says here we just gotta mix lucifers lettuce, crazy crutons, and risky ranch"

Jhon doe: " let's do it Yeahhhhh!"

30 Minutes Later.

Jhone doe: "whoollyy crrapp theyyss wasss wrighhht I dnnt evwenn knww wherrree I amms I dnnt thhnnk I ccaann even mooovee I luvvv thhhe Deviilllsss ssaaladd!"

Jane doe: " ii knnoww mmannn thhhisss iiisss ttthheee hiiigggghhessst ii eveerrr beeennn thhhannkkssss whhhoooeeevvveeerrr pppuuutttt iiiittt oonnn uuurrrbbaan ddiiicctiiiooonnnaaarrryy1"

by killz-em-all420 March 7, 2012