caroline desmond

A alcoholic mainly drinks wine. She is funny and very weird, she is kind and always helps others.

Caroline Desmond stop drinking wine you alcoholic!

by cutiebatootieuwu December 29, 2019

The Desmond Complex

This is a psychological disorder that occurs when Desmond constantly states that he has to get off the phone with you because he has other more important matters to attend to.

Yeah, he said to be AGAIN... "Hey... I gotta let ya go". I'm starting to develop The Desmond Complex.

by Sassy Ramble December 3, 2021

DeShong

An act of sheer, total, blinding inappropriate behavior. Totally going against the grain and doing what is considered wrong, obscene and bizarre.

Usually done by a girl who is quite pretty and sophisticated, making the act of vulgarity all that more shocking.

Holy shit, I can't believe she just made a DeShong right in front of all those people!

Yeah! She's a complete silly bitch for even thinking about doing something that crazy! I am totally shocked and unable to pick my jaw up off the floor!

by Nate Albright December 11, 2008

Desmond

Desmond is the mane for boy with usually a very nice cock and females love him for his big balls usually funny, cute, and very sexy usually a basketball type.

“Oh my god have you send Desmond he is so cute!l

by Megan Stringfor June 21, 2021

The Desmond

Noun

Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.

That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.

by Injian September 22, 2008

Desmonde

When you find Monde this expression is used

Wesmonde ?? WESMONDE?? DESMONDE !!!

by avifromthebluff July 14, 2011

Desmond

The local public bus service.

GUY: How you gonna get into town?
GiRL: Ill get the desmond.

by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018