Intelligent Design

A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.

Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.

by mistahtom November 9, 2005

Graphic designer

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

designer whore

a person who only cares for/wears designer labels

man walks by in head-to-toe Gucci, brand name clearly visible
Person one - "What a designer whore."
Person two - "Totally."

by samurai_earl April 9, 2008

Designated Hog Smoker

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her

Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

designer drug

"A drug with properties and effects similar to a known hallucinogen or narcotic but having a slightly altered chemical structure, especially such a drug created in order to evade restrictions against illegal substances."
(Answers.com)
A synthetic chemical (Often produced by a high-tech lab) the purpose of which is to produce a reliable state of intoxication (As opposed to plant-based inebrients, whos effects may vary greatly from one individual to another)

Ecstacy (MDMA), BZ (A "superhallucinogen" concocted by the CIA), CC3P, Methamphetamine, MPPP.

by je'kir September 3, 2005

designated non-discriminatory friend

This is the true wingman. The friend in your group who does not discriminate against anyone of the oppisite sex. They will hook up with the fugliest of fugly. The next day when you talk to them, after going out, they never talk about themselves they only want to make sure you hooked up! You can use " DNDF" to shorten it up.

Joe will help you hook up, he is our designated non-discriminatory friend. Last night, he hit a whale just so I could get with her friend! He is a true DNDF!!

by Ricey Ripp November 4, 2006

designated walker

A designated walker(like a designated driver) is the person in a group who has to remain mostly sober so they are able guide back their friends to their place. A DW usually works best in city like NYC where you can walk anywhere you want to go

Last night we were planning on getting drunk uptown so we decided to make John the designated walker so we didn't get lost or robbed

by drunkfrosh October 17, 2009