Derpies

(noun) 1. the unfortunate condition of permanent ugliness whose contorted nature is often misconstrued with the common phenomena of "herp-derping"
2. a title for someone who is often seen "herp-derping," whether in photographs or in real life
3. a good way to troll, or fool, others into admitting to embarrassing and most likely untrue diseases

1. Jake: "Dude, what's up with Todd's face?"
John: "I don't know man, he looks like he's herp-derping."
Todd: "Herrrrrrrrp, I have derpies."

2. Sam: "You ever notice how Todd is always derping in pictures?"
Chris: "Yeah, it's weird, I wonder if he has derpies."
Todd: "Herrrrrrrp, I have derpies."
Sam: "You don't say...."

3. Troll: "Herp, I have derpies."
Victim: "Oh yeah? Well, derp, I have herpies."
Crowd: "Booh!" "Get off the stage!"
Victim: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...!"

by githeroter December 7, 2012

Derpderp

Nickname of the Sea Otter Water-type starter for Pokemon Black/White on the GameFAQs Pokemon Black/White boards, so named due to its goofy, uncompelling design, especially compared to his Grass and Fire counterparts. Described as "the bastard child of a Jynx and a Bidoof" by many GameFAQs forumers.

Derpderp is only sad because he wishes he were a Smugleaf

by agnryman May 28, 2010

Derper

A non existent word made up by the "smartest" women in the world, shortly thereafter discredited by the smartest man in the world.

Haha yeah you derper

by asdfsdagasdgdsagfdgsadfgewasvc August 10, 2012

Furp Derpler

A Furp Derpler is one whom takes great pleasure in crop dusting and waiting for the victim to be overcome

You are a real Furp Derpler for cracking that rat and waiting for me to smell it.

by Millsbilly Bobert November 14, 2020

Dorplegong

A malformed kidney or other organ that you find out in the woods, covered in maggots.

Dude, I just saw this dorplegong, it was so gross!

by Zklik July 10, 2011

Derpelephant

A retarded elephant. An insult that can either be funny or discriminatory towards stupid fat people.
Pronounced as one word: Der-pel-e-phant

Friend: I just ordered ten bags of peanuts!
Me: You are a derpelephant! WTF are you gonna do with that many peanuts.

by BigMass123 January 20, 2013

derbleton

normally a nickname for a super good long distance runner (usually for a girl)

guy 1: dude that girl got 1st place in the 5k!
guy 2: she must be a derbleton

by derbletonthexcrunner September 8, 2016