desperate housewives

On a perfect day, in a perfect neighbourhood, in a perfect house, a seemingly perfect, Mary Alice Young killed herself. Mary Alice had five neigbours, five good-looking women who's lives aren't that perfect either. There's clumsy Susan, Martha Stewart from Stepford- Bree, model Gabrielle, mother of four Lynette and predatory divorcee Edie Britt.
It's not Sex and the City, it's not Friends, BUT ITS THE BEST DRAMA/COMEDY EVER!!!

I LOVE THIS SHOW!

REX: You're dating my wife, call me Rex!

EDIE: What the hell kind of street do we live on?

BREE: Rex cries after he **********!

by DanielTV June 3, 2005

Desperate receptacle

•Girls willing to be used as a receptacle when they are desperate.

Tara is one desperate receptacle.

Nothing like a desperate receptacle, to follow through and swallow.

by SuraScent July 25, 2009

Demerit

A mark against a person's record because of an offense.

"My first class is biology. I can't find it and get my first demerit

for wandering the hall"

by KingOfGaming October 15, 2014

Samurai Deeper Kyo

1: a manga written by akimine kamijyo.

fictional story based around the thousand-man slayer "demon eyes kyo" mixed with hatred, revenge, power, and lots and lots of blood. many battles and comic moments, however nothing like rurouni kenshin as some may say.

2: an extremely choppy and unworthy to the original story anime.

Samurai Deeper Kyo is a great manga, but a not-so-good anime.

by kizna April 21, 2005

female desperation

Female desperation is another term for a female having to pee very badly but is holding or forced to hold her own bladder. this is commonly used for the fetish of omorashi and other weird stuff

Man i love me some female desperation videos

by Missbedwetter June 28, 2016

Desperate

adj: someone who graduated high-school dating a freshmen in high-school

Guy 1: "Hey man, i just got a new girlfriend!"

Guy 2: "How old she?"

Guy 1: "She is 14."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are in college, that is desperate."

by sirhumphrey July 10, 2012

Desperate goggles

When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.

Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!

by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011