Worlds Greatest Detective

If your a big dumb dumb the "Worlds Greatest Detective" is Batman if you search it up you'll either see a bunch of batman memes or a bunch of batman comics either way you'll see batman. to be honest i don't know why batman is called the "Worlds Greatest Detective" but i don't care because i love batman either way "No homo."

everyone: Batman is the "Worlds Greatest Detective."
Batman: Hmmm i can't seem to find jokers hideout?
Jokers hideout: "In Plane Sight."

by Legobatman2139 December 3, 2020

Deductive

A strength through a statement or law.

This whole thing about stealing is just deductive.

by The-real-smart-boy November 15, 2018

selectively hot

any person who looks good in some pictures but in others it really repulsive

Katy Perry is selectively hot

by flim flam city October 28, 2008

Armchair Detective

An idiot who reads a news story somewhere online such as Yahoo or Facebook and is quick to make a comment about the case coming up with a conclusion without any evidence of their own and/or disregarding the facts reported.

Shut the fuck up you dumb ass armchair detective. Learn how to read and let the facts come out before you open your stupid mouth.

by Reckless Mindset April 22, 2018

selective memory loss

Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.

Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!

by smlchk November 2, 2009

Selective Fatigue Syndrome

A.K.A. Albert Haynesworth disease. Known to affect large, unfit individuals on the Redkins offensive line after 1 to 2 consecutive plays. Symptoms include phantom ACL tears, "back spasms" and other clearly non-life threatening falls to the turf.

Oh shit, the Skins $100MM off-season championship Albert Haynesworth looks like he must have broken his femure - he's really writhing around on the ground...

No, dipshit, that's just his Selective Fatigue Syndrome. He'll eat a donut on the sideline and will be fine after he takes another 4 series off.

by Bartholomew Turdstain October 27, 2009

Selective Nymphonism

A condition that causes a person to want to have sex all the time with good looking people.

Amie has sex with different beautiful people everyday, she suffers from Selective Nymphonism.

by Mryjn69 June 26, 2003