Defuckled

Having something you own getting all fucked up. Your property getting messed up without your doing.

My girfriend's sone defuckled my brand new starters jacket with gum.

Our son wasn't paying his parking tickets, so now his drivers license is defuckled.

That damn band pretty much defuckled the motel room before they checked out.

by SpanishInsanity April 7, 2011

defuckalize

A vulgar but humorous way of saying fixing, analyzing, decrypting, or diagnosing a complex problem

Friend 1: hey dude what are you doing

Friend 2: i am attempting to defuckalize the bastardized wiring system in my truck, it isnt going too well
Friend 1: well ill bring a case of beer and assist you with it
Friend 2: this day is about to become extremely counterproductive

by Psg1995 May 17, 2016

defuckinot

a quicker and more convientent way to say “definetly fucking not”

Hey you want to go out to a nice dinner tonight?

Defuckinot

by nobodylikemeC December 17, 2017

defucktable

Getting fucked over, just like your insurance agency does to you when you have an accident

Guy one: hey man i heard you got in a wreck, are you ok
Guy two: yeah, but im gonna have to pay my defucktable

by madrussiangamer July 2, 2018

Defuckify

to un-fuck something that is fucked or fucked up

Person #1. My life is fucked up

Person #2. then defuckify it

by urlocalslytherin May 17, 2020

Defuckingzaster

DFZ...when you're just in the shit.

This house is a defuckingzaster.

by Ooffff2020 August 29, 2020

Defunkilicious

In a cheerful state following a period of being in a funk or in a depressed, moody state. Not merely defunkified but in a positive mood.

Joe was not only successfully defunkified but was defunkilicious.

by QueenofDefunk October 30, 2008