defeated

failure when u couldnt open the cookie jar in your attic and u got an F- on all your tests for the last 16 years

man, JackSucksAtlife got defeated yesterday.

by fbbdkbokdkboko May 18, 2020

deleted boy

A man that does not grow up until he is in his mid forties and realizes all his boy hood friends have families and jobs. He finally has to delete the boy section in his brain. Some of them never do it.

I love him but but he never once gave me the security I needed, he is one of many deleted boys in my life.

by Tallfire July 19, 2016

Deflarted

When you’ve literally farted so much you’ve devoid your intestines of any gas’s leaving yourself feeling rather empty and deflarted.

He was feeling cold deflarted and alone as he left the office..

by Prodigal April 9, 2020

Depletedness

The lack of ones own existent from the soul

My depletedness is gonna kill me one day.

by 444i1ove666_ December 3, 2021

deflarted

when you are so deflated, that you can't even fart...there's nothing left in you.

Marcy's rent was due, she needed gas money, and HR called to say she didn't get the job; she was utterly deflarted.

by Misfitauthor March 7, 2022

I deleted your internet

Words moms say after deleting the Internet Explorer shortcut on the desktop.

Mom: Clean your room!
Me: Maybe later.
Mom: Clean it or...
Me: I don't care
Mom: *walks up to the computer and deletes the IE shortcut* I deleted your internet, if you clean your room I'll call tech support to turn it back.

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 15, 2018

Peter Defeater

A special type of penis which is used to DEFEAT other PENISES

That Ashton guy Has a super large PETER DEFEATER

by KaptinCrypto00 December 21, 2020