Defeated (De-Feated)

To defeat (de-feat) someone or something.

Defeat (de-feat): To remove someone or something's feat. Used commonly back in the middle ages for deserters and foes as a warning and punishment.

I have won the war, defeated (de-feated) my enemies, and lived to tell the tale.

I will defeat you.

by Sileater January 12, 2023

You'll never defeat us!

Something said by Swayzak at the end of the second level in the flash game Toonami: Trapped in Hyperspace. First making the rounds September 17, 2002 on CartoonNetwork.com, it soon became popular and one of the first recorded Internet memes.

A year later, the phrase was stolen by a certain edgy Shadow the Hedgehog (otherwise known as Ow the Edge) in Sonic Heroes. Everybody objected to this, as he didn't even pronounce the entire sentence right (it is meant to be pronounced as "Yoyull nivah dayfeet auths.")

The phrase was doomed to become lost in Internet history and largely forgotten about until March 2017, when the search for the Trapped in Hyperspace game it originated from learned more about what role Swayzak had in the game. The quest for one of the original Internet memes is still going to this day, although it is almost close to being found.

Swayzak: "Oh, no, stupid TOM robot will defeat me... HAHAHAHAHA! You'll never defeat us!"

by IDONTMIND December 9, 2018

An embarrassing defeat.

A moment or event that causes humiliation. It is known as the the worst form of defeat. Can be used in a joking manner that exaggerates someone's defeat. Usually followed by a period of sadness.

"John just dropped his pencil, what an embarrassing defeat!"

"John's cat died! What an embarrassing defeat."

by Yuh Bruh Joseph March 18, 2019

Getting Defeated

When inanimate objects don't work with you, and hijinks ensue.

"WAHHHH! Come on! WORK WITH ME HERE!"

"What the hell is happening over there?"

"I'm getting defeated."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 10, 2022

Defeat the pickle

The act of getting both of you to bust, just by riding, during a game of hide the pickle, usually by a power bottom.

Power Bottom: Want to play some hide the pickle, bro?
Top: Idk if you can handle it.
Power Bottom: Bet? I can defeat the pickle.
Top: Bet.

by BiHexual January 25, 2022

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.

Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.

by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025