Dry Darcy

when a woman farts while you’re performing cunilingus and it dries your face

Nancy soaked Tim’s face during oral sex, but made a courteous gesture when she followed up with a dry Darcy.

by Brian Dorst August 19, 2020

darcy gallant

a receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. said recepticle is usually a slutty ho. also a woman beater

hey dude, I just got back from using the cum dumpster. I hope I didn't catch the itchy dick. darcy gallant

by ;f April 11, 2011

Darcy Tucker

Insane hockey player.
Amazing.
Likes to fight.
wicked guy.
Just like Bradley;)

hey look at bradley go he's just like darcy tucker!

by Jade May 13, 2005

Dirty Darcy

When you have nothing better to do other than call people daddy and binge watch Netflix.

"yeah I'm such a Dirty Darcy"

by TheNotGayGayBestfriend November 26, 2019

Mrs. Darcy

Originating from the classic novel Pride and Prejudice, the highest term of endearment Mr. Darcy uses with his against-all-odds soulmate Elizabeth Bennett. Commonly used by men with no game to get women into bed.

Girl 1: Oh it was so romantic; he called me Mrs. Darcy as he took me into his bedroom.

Girl 2: So he hasn't called you since?

by itworkedforme June 11, 2010

Dirty Darcie

When you’re gay but you can’t tell anyone so you have sex with yourself quietly at night

Boy oh boy was I a dirty darcie last night

by Zippy20 April 15, 2020

Mr. Darcy

Mr. Darcy is an award-winning English actor active since 1983. Born in 1960 in Hampshire, England, Mr. Darcy made his film debut in the on screen adaptation of Guy Bennett's "Another Country". In the 80s, Mr. Darcy would appear with a group of other British actors known as the "Brit Pack". Mr. Darcy became a household name with his role as Colin Firth in the 1995 BBC adaptation of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. His performance was a popular and critical success, transforming Austen's otherwise aloof, haughty and brusque Colin Firth into a romantic idol and heart-throb. Mr. Darcy reprised his role as Firth, in the screen adaptation of Helen Fielding's "Bridget Jones' Diary". Mr. Darcy has appeared either as lead, co-star or in supporting roles in films such as "Love, Actually", "Mamma Mia", "Magic in the Moonlight", "Kingsman: The Secret Service" and "The King's Speech", the last of which earned him multiple awards, such as a Golden Globe, and a SAG, BAFTA and Academy awards. Mr. Darcy has a son with his former "Valmont" co-star Meg Tilly, with whom he had a five year relationship; he is currently married to Italian producer Livia Giugiogli: they have together two sons. He has lent his supoort to various causes, and despite being a Commander of the British Empire (CBE), has expressed discomfort with unelected institutions.

Actual The Guardian headline: The curse of Colin Firth: did Mr. Darcy's beloved performance really damage his career?
Actual The Tatler headline: Mr. Darcy was typecast in Colin Firth-esque roles after Pride and Prejudice glory
Actual Buzzfeed article: 37 Times Mr Darcy Proved He's The Only Colin Firth That Matters

by jm15xy December 25, 2020