Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.

Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.

by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009

dag yo

A word that can be used in any situation, good or bad. One of the adaptable words known to man.

1. Dag yo, I heard theres a massive gangbang goin on in here.

2. Dag yo! (good)

3. Dag yo... (bad)

4. Dag yo, thats fucked up. (bad)

5. Dag yo, Im hungry!

by Grant January 27, 2004

dag gummit

A word used when angry.

Dag gummit, I lost my wallet!

by Gilvin October 16, 2006

bouche dag

Rhymes with douche bag.

From the French word bouche which means mouth, and the Australian dag, which means sheep turd. A shit eater.

Smith: That bouche dag just cut me off!
Jones: What do you expect? This is I-95.

by england phi beta gamma January 22, 2009

Dag Nabit

A good word to use when angy as lightens the situation.

(steps on a squashed tomato, slips over banging their head on the floor. Gets up rubbing head.)"Dag Nabit, why did you put that damn thing there!"

by the wierd one July 19, 2004

dag, yo

What one says when their friend is ARROWED!!!! And they get their ass kicked.

Dag, yo!

by Mabus January 18, 2003

dag gummit

A way to express anger, usually used by hillbillies and rednecks.

Dag gummit, where're mah shews, Muriel?

by Teh Uber Pwnz0r June 14, 2009