Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

by Rich bum November 9, 2019

daft cow

Another term for an Aspen.

Jeez Aspen, why are you being such a daft cow?

by Ezsetthane November 22, 2016

daft cunt

when the music you listen to is kinda horny....

Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?

Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash

by Ri5004 November 28, 2016

As Daft as a Brit

Coming from the longer version "As Daft as a British National". As daft as a brit is a common phrase used to describe someone who is a total idiot. Someone who is so unintellectual that they couldn't be trusted to tie their own shoelaces properly.

That guy is as daft as a Brit

by The Smart Ass June 29, 2015

Daft lad

silly boy

Thou art a daft lad.

by xhiexhie June 18, 2016

Daft Egg

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.

Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"

by Mashyyylalala May 15, 2011

Daft Bessie

Daft= stupidass. Bessie(cow)= BITCH
Pulled right from the thesaurus,as a synonym for stupid ass bitch, though, this was literally stupid and bitch.... Sounds british.... Word originated in a cancel culture.... Where the people who fucked us over, inbred so bad, they could no longer use their wealth to pay attention...... If you watch closely, the world has divided into two groups: one, that shouts insurrection, pursuing justice, and some rolling heads....... The other, feigns anger, but timidly shouts inns erection, and gets oddly aroused.... Must be new Chinese communist leaders in named the inn's🤣🤣🤣

That Kricsten klarce is such a daft bessie, she thought sayin homo was a request to work overtime

by U axed 4 it January 18, 2021