A word used to describe a male parental figure. Commonly they will have a job and are required to take care of you until at least 18. A lot of times a Dad will be busy and makes very unfunny jokes.
by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022
Get the Dadmug. Son: why don’t I have a dad?
Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.
Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.
by SuccToSUCCeed September 12, 2020
Get the Dadmug. A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.
Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."
by eeew October 29, 2017
Get the Dadmug. by Got.Answers December 31, 2021
Get the Dadmug. I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.
by bigboybiggg April 12, 2020
Get the Dadmug. A lovely kind person who is quite like a unversial remote, he is a taxi driver, and an ATM all at once, and he can easily be won over with a cup of tea!
Father, Taxidriver, ATM, Parent, GAA Fanatic.
Father, Taxidriver, ATM, Parent, GAA Fanatic.
Daughter: Dad, will to drive me into town.
Dad: Hmm, i dunno..!!
Daughter: ill make tea...
Dad: Ok!!
Dad: Hmm, i dunno..!!
Daughter: ill make tea...
Dad: Ok!!
by Kinky Boots October 16, 2008
Get the Dadmug.