Dad

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!

by Got.Answers January 01, 2022

Dad

Shit idk....

Nigga 1: Are we goin to yo dads crib?
Nigga 2: Nigga, my what?

by Maid ahaha she jajfjdsm February 17, 2019

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

Dad

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

by peepee pee pee July 23, 2019

Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

by bigboybiggg April 13, 2020

Dad

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

by f_t_l March 01, 2021

Dad

A lovely kind person who is quite like a unversial remote, he is a taxi driver, and an ATM all at once, and he can easily be won over with a cup of tea!
Father, Taxidriver, ATM, Parent, GAA Fanatic.

Daughter: Dad, will to drive me into town.

Dad: Hmm, i dunno..!!

Daughter: ill make tea...

Dad: Ok!!

by Kinky Boots August 23, 2008