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A dumb fuck is someone that is undeniably stupid, they can't get their life together because of their epic level of stupidity, so they just continue to do dumb fucking shit, like dumping their millionaire girlfriend for an old Filipino prostitute that's married and has a kid.
(A) Have you ever met that guy Toby?

(B) No, I don't think I have...wait! Is he a dumb fuck?
(A) Yes! He's the guy I was telling you about, the one who got engaged to a married Filipino prostitute.

(B) Woah, he really is a dumb fuck.
by Honestyyyyy December 8, 2014
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The lay term for America since the "re-election" of George W. Bush to the Presidency
We all gotta leave Dumbfuckistan and the last one out turn out the lights!
by Cristi November 28, 2004
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as if struck dumb with complete stupidity and confusion
Wally was completely dumbfuckled by the number of fish I caught compared to him catching no fish at all.
by Soul Clown Email List Guy December 1, 2004
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if you have tourettes this is a very commonly used phrase. it is generally said when you are taking a shit
by boobie bobbler November 20, 2007
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Anybody that can't spell Dumbfuck
If you spell dumbfuck as dumfuck, you are a dumbfuck.
by Chode November 12, 2004
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Otherwise known as Shitsforbrainsylvania, is an area of the U.S.A. which showed it's vast intelligence in the 2004 election. Hence the name.
After the 2004 election it was clear which area of the U.S.A., (cough, Dumbfuckistan, cough) will be destroyed of stupidity.
by Whogivesashit?? August 12, 2007
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