human disaster

(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.

Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.

Wait did he really just say that on television? Oh my god he's such a human disaster.

by detectivejane January 22, 2014

operation fucking disaster

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam

Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster

by Caleb Grant July 12, 2005

Cathay Disaster

When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.

We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia

by undiesj October 12, 2011

Hindenberg Disaster

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".

The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.

by Good Ole' Rog March 3, 2009

walking disaster

A person prone to accidents

Guy 1: Dang did you hear about what happened to Ashley the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah heard she fell down the stairs. That girl's a walking disaster.

by youissmart October 4, 2016

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

when you discovered the truth about world , money , goverment , religions , rich , debt , and famous ppl

Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth

by NevenPL December 12, 2022

ass disaster

a term best used to describe having projectile diarea in your pants

I hears that guy ricky woke up to an ass disaster the other day

by dickballs March 20, 2007