Dirty Sanchez

Where a man has anal sex with a woman, then wipes his shitty penis under her nose, making her look like she's got a Zapata moustache. Hence the Mexican-sounding name.

'Hey, that crazy chick I boned up the ass last night wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez!'

by discreet-uk January 4, 2013

Dirty Sanchez

When a person named Sanchez wipea a booger on a team mate!

Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?

Dude 2 - Yeah , why?

Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?

Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol

by troubledemon February 18, 2011

Dirty Sanchez

A dirty sex move where a man poops across a woman's lip, giving the appearance of a mexican mustache.

"I want you to poo on me. Give me a dirty sanchez

by Trause Agent 007 September 29, 2011

Dirty Sanchez

When a person always makes sexual and dirty comments towards another person.

Ugh, my coworker Jackie is being such a dirty Sanchez again! She's totally in love with me.

by NoodleHo July 4, 2016

dirty sanchez

when someone smears poop on the other person's upper lip during anal sex

charlotte and mac's favorite sexual act is the dirty sanchez

by incest fo lyfe May 10, 2010

dirty sanchez

A New York Jets football player who wipes his boogers off on another team's player during a game and goes on to lose big time.

Did you see how awful the AFC championship game's first half was with that dirty Sanchez not paying attention?

by Nudniky Rick January 25, 2011

Dirty Sanchez

Everyone is wrong it's when a male and female are having anal sex and when the guy pulls his dick out and there is shit on it

Victor:Dude BJ last night i was having anal sex with my girl and when i pulled out there was shit on my dick

BJ:Awwwww dude she gave you a dirty sanchez

by CHS_VictorN and BradW January 7, 2011