Dirty Dip Stick

The act of plunging the boner that has recently been pounding butthole into the mouth of the woman. Often times the boner has residue of dookie, thus making it a dirty dip stick.

That bitch wouldn't shut up when I was pounding her from behind, so I had to give her the Dirty Dip Stick.

by Ryan W17 February 1, 2008

Dipsticking

While sitting on a toilet, a man with a large penis may accidentally check the fluid level of the toilet bowl. Especially undesirable when using public restrooms that are extremely nasty.

I think I got herpes from that can at the truck stop... I couldn't keep my wick from dipsticking.

by Kalepsis October 13, 2007

dypstick

when a girl acts like a DYke. But is HOTT like a liPSTICK lesbian.

DAMN! look at that girl shee HOTT as hell!!

wtf, she be actin like a man!! damn, tht bitch a dypstick!

by reds.monster May 10, 2011

Dip Stick

The usage of fingers during sexual activities to gage the moistness of a woman's vagina.

"My dip stick tells me you need lubrication"

by Kieron J Casey May 23, 2006

Detroit Dip Stick

This move is performed, typically when the lights are off and takes a little premeditation. You take a shit and stuff it inside a condom. Freeze the condom, then when you are ready to fuck a bitch, you get the frozen shit stick and fuck the girls brains out with it..hopefully long enough for it to melt inside her.

I brought this drunk slut home from the bar the other night and finally got to use my detroit dip stick I've been saving on her!

by Matt Rusty January 15, 2008

Dipsticking

Sticking a q-tip up your butt and rubbing it on the inside a persons nose. Usually performed on someone who is sleeping.

I will be dipsticking Bubba tonight.

by o0sambo0o September 5, 2008

dip stick

When a guy masturbates to near orgasm and before he cums he shoves a thin metallic wire down the hole of his penis supposedly enhancing the orgasm.

"I like to dip stick when my wife doesn't blow me."

by pink zeppelin December 14, 2007