dillywhop

The store at which you buy your compraz paraphernalia, ie; bongs, bowls, etc.

'you can get it half price at the dillywhop'

by J Bro Chill February 1, 2009

Dilysed

1. Being dogged after waiting for someone and usually being told you're being dogged until some matter of hours later, if not showing up incredibly late
2. Never answering you until some hours later

You just got dilysed

by psyxzz March 8, 2013

dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.

It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015

didly boy

Didly is slang for pot. A didly boy is someone in the age range of 16-20s, who smokes a lot of didly.

Dude did you didly all that didly already you freakin didly boy?! Haha

by Sshikit April 27, 2016

Dilly Fisting

Going to fist a woman but you have Parkinson's so you just kind of flail your hand inside her.

"What's your favourite pass time, Michael J Fox?"

"Dilly Fisting"

by Coxhead March 26, 2017

Kermit Diely

Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.

A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.

Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.

by cheeseshoulder June 12, 2013

The Dilly Wipe

When you lube up a dido work your partner’s ass without notice for any cleaning or prep time and upon completion of your anal excursion, you wipe the dildo remnants quickly on each of your partner’s ass cheeks.

Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018