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Diccus Succus

The spell used to make people suck your penis
"I won't have sex with you, Harry!"
"Diccus Succus!"
Ginny then proceeded to give a very good blowjob
by Dildo MacDonald December 13, 2016
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dicce

Alternative way to write dick as in male genitalia.
His dicce was throbbing hot and ready to burst.
by PoppinThem1911s April 17, 2017
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diafcc

Die in a fiery car crash, an acronym used when messing around with your friends who are annoying you or saying stupid things. Some people consider this a religion but this is just straight foolishness. If someone tells you that their religion is now DIAFCC, the appropriate response would, ironically, be "DIAFCC!"
Dude, I'd fuck a fat chick if I got the chance...
NASTY! DIAFCC, man! Jesus!

Hey, your acne today isn't terrible at all or anything *chuckle*
DIAFCC bitch! *grin*

I converted to DIAFCC the other day, it's even listed as my religion on facebook!
Dude shut the fuck up, DIAFCC. *laughter*
by zomgittai December 27, 2008
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diach

Another word for Penis or Dick. (Dee-Uh)
You wanna Suck My Diach?!?
by Nathadeous March 1, 2009
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DIACF

Johnny covers himself in glacial acetic acid and lights a match.

Johnny is (diacf) dying in a chemical fire.

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Son to mother: "Mom, your hair looks like shit today."

Mom to son: "Oh Honey, DIACF."


They both chuckle as Mom saturates Johnny with hydrazine. She then kicks him into the fireplace and laughs.


The chemicals turn Johnny into a human emulsion.
by bdigi October 18, 2008
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DICCOLO

The word "diccolo" originates from a short, woodwind instrument named piccolo. Diccolo, as the name suggests, is a small penis and is used mostly to mock a tiny male general's size.
Sarah: "So what instrument do you play in band?"
Jake: "(As an intent for a laughter) My meatflute.
Rob: "you mean a diccolo?"
by Thicctionary October 3, 2018
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diccup

The male version of a queef. Often noted by bladder cancer patients who must self-catheterize and irrigate their rebuilt bladders with water. If air is accidently injected into the bladder, it can make a small noise (similar to a fart) as it escapes through the tip of the penis.
About a minute after I cathed last night, I had a serious diccup.
by mad blad April 18, 2011
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