deez nuts

the best game in the world

I can't believe they got fired
Who??
DEEZ NUTS!!!

deez nuts by Benjamin Daniels February 8, 2008

deez nuts

Used in many ways just to simply show off your wonderful WANG

Person A speaks to person B

A) Hey Deez was looking for you!
B) Deez who?
C) *grabs wang) DEEZ NUTS!

deez nuts by FallenAngel November 11, 2003

Deez Nuts

A phrase coming from popular vines(kinda like the 21 kid). It originated from some ugly ass black guy who looks like he's got his braces fucked in a toaster when he was 12 . The initial phrase starts when this hobo prank calls his friend as he claims to have something in the mail to where he replies with "Deez nuts, HA gotee" (btw: I dont know what the fuck he means by gotee, I dont speak retard"). Today this bum is an internet sensation, which is good cos it doesn't look like he's been to College.

Carl: Hey can you pass me the almonds
Mike: You mean Deez nuts, HA gotee!!!
Carl: Fuck you

Deez Nuts by Ghetto_GoatSquxd April 19, 2015

deez nuts

The greatest male dis of all time

John:you got tikets to the concert this weekend?
Lance:naw,who's playin?wheres it at?
John: deez nuts in your mouth

deez nuts by John Lawrence December 28, 2005

Deez Nuts

~ When you Look down between your legs and see a boulder ~

Guess what came in the Mail today?
Deez Nuts!
Ha Got it!
Ha Got it!
Hahaha!

Deez Nuts by yomummy June 22, 2015

deez nuts

what came in the mail today

Guess what came in the mail today!!!
What???
deez nuts!!!
What flavor???
STRAWBERRY!!!

deez nuts by s22jjames January 16, 2019

deez nuts

funny term that cool people use

hey you want some of deez?
deez what?
deez nuts! mutha fucka

deez nuts by calvizzal October 5, 2006