Dakota

A lil bitch who wishes they were cool and edgy but really they’re an emo cringe. She wanna be thicc as hell so she trying hella hard it’ll take some time for this gurl to get thicc. She’s an edgy hoe and damn she fineeeeeee.

Davrea:look at that cringe edgy bitch

Sam:she’s fine tho and Dakota is such a great name

by Onethiccpieceoftrash December 6, 2017

Dakota

A retarded white kid with a forehead bigger than his future. He faps multiple times a day. He talks about ur mom and has diabetes. and he is the type of guy to rob a bank with a nerf gun

Dakota is so autistic

by Burnt Pennywise January 17, 2018

Dakota

Someone who chronically masturbates, and saves videos of porn on their computer. To which later watch and masturbate to.

Man 1: "I've jerked it like 7 times today to this one video I saved. It's fantastic!"
Man 2: "Already 7 times!? You're turning into a Dakota!"

by Mr.Blue. August 1, 2009

Dakota

Dakota's are the most romantic people out there. If your a girl and you want a guy that will treat you like a princess then go find you a Dakota. If you have a Dakota in your life never let him go. He makes a great best friend. boyfriend and person over all. They are amazing people. Treat them well.

Friend: you see how nice that guy is being?
Other friend: yeah
Friend: He must be a Dakota.

by rhwoefhweoifgowf12p3fp20yf0o2e November 12, 2019

Dakota

A Dakota is a person who is gay and short

That person having intercourse with the mailman on a warm day in july in the parking lot of a bike shop is such a Dakota

by Joemommaisjoemomma November 13, 2019

dakota

a morgz and logan paul mix

hey have you seen dakota no only cancer

by lomarlafan456 September 10, 2019

Dakota

A dumb bitch who believes wyoming exists

“Wyoming exists “ “Shut up Dakota!”

by 6gang October 31, 2019