Dakota

Dakota is most likely a big white boy and I don’t mean like “hey bishes let’s get Starbucks and head to the crap house” typa white boy i mean “Yee Yee let me park my tractor so I can go fuck my cousin while papa watch the cattle” typa white boy. This dude has a masssiivveeee farmers tan and he’s Alr looking until he cuts his hair. Oh god wait till u see his hair. That shi look like a hairy testicle. Other than looks he pretty chill

Girl1: dude Dakotas obviously obsessed with his gf
Girl2: yea Idek think she likes him that much either
Dakota: I’m so frickin mad cause I didn’t get to sit with my gf at recess because I had detention

by Mireyahatersss June 20, 2019

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A lil bitch who wishes they were cool and edgy but really they’re an emo cringe. She wanna be thicc as hell so she trying hella hard it’ll take some time for this gurl to get thicc. She’s an edgy hoe and damn she fineeeeeee.

Davrea:look at that cringe edgy bitch

Sam:she’s fine tho and Dakota is such a great name

by Onethiccpieceoftrash December 6, 2017

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Someone who chronically masturbates, and saves videos of porn on their computer. To which later watch and masturbate to.

Man 1: "I've jerked it like 7 times today to this one video I saved. It's fantastic!"
Man 2: "Already 7 times!? You're turning into a Dakota!"

by Mr.Blue. August 1, 2009

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Dakota's are the most romantic people out there. If your a girl and you want a guy that will treat you like a princess then go find you a Dakota. If you have a Dakota in your life never let him go. He makes a great best friend. boyfriend and person over all. They are amazing people. Treat them well.

Friend: you see how nice that guy is being?
Other friend: yeah
Friend: He must be a Dakota.

by rhwoefhweoifgowf12p3fp20yf0o2e November 12, 2019

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