shit cunted

A popular phrase in Sothern England most frequently used when ones drinking companion has consumed far too many alcoholic drinks or mind-altering substances on a night out.

Can be used in place of the more traditional fucked, munted, wankered etc.

"Fuck me John, you're shit cunted"

by nuffcuts66 January 2, 2005

Crusted

To get crusted is to get very high through the process of smoking Marijuana.

I am so crusted right now.
I am too crusted to move.
Would you like to get crusted tomorrow night?

by GThane August 18, 2010

cunted

fucked off yer trolley
pissed as a fart
completely wanked

check his eyes....he's 'cunted'

by ana cooper March 19, 2003

Casted

To pass gas or to fart

Do you smell that? I think the dog just casted one

by Breaking dancing on cardboard October 2, 2019

cum custodian

some body who cleans up cum for a living

my mom is a cum custodian because she washes my sheets

by jew tits magoo November 19, 2006

cunted

A replacement word for broken or wrecked.

1. Fuck, i shouldn't have driven my car over that cliff. Now its cunted.

2. I left my paper hat collection out in the rain last night and now its cunted.

by PUNK April 7, 2005

custode

Verb. To temporarily keep safe.

Will you custode my sunglasses while I go for a swim?

by Zwieback November 5, 2014