Edward Cullen

A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.

You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep!
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.

by pottergeek January 11, 2010

couple of shunts

Term given for intercourse that doesn't last that long.

"You take that gunter home last night?"

"Aye, a couple of shunts and she was satisfied."

by princeinpieces November 24, 2009

Cufler

A skinny pric with braces, who thinks he knows a word, but pronounces it so wrong, its hilarious.

That cufler said that he was installing a Bob-wire fence.

by Jdansucks September 3, 2018

Cudlest

A cudlest is a person who is always very cuddly 24/7 and they turn into a demon literally if there not cuddle by anyone they will be babies all the time beware cudlest are contagious

Cudlest is cuddling 5 people today we only got up 5 minutes ago

by Emeg April 21, 2020

a-couple-one-a-dem

Pronounced as one word: acoupleoneadem (a couple one of them)

This phrase is designed to confuse whoever you say this to because a-couple-one-a-dem could be a random amount of what your asking for. Be prepared to explain what the hell your talkin about after using this phrase.

Sentence example 1 : "yo let me get a-couple-one-a-dem swishers my good asian man"

Example 2: "I'm leaving the club wit a-couple-one-a-dem ho's tonight dog!"

by trillatrey420 October 11, 2012

Boss-Couple

A Boss-Couple represents the married, engaged, or committed partners’ who are united under one vision to Boss-up and abolish the status quo, and unanimous in their devotion to working together to create a lifestyle that is designed to promote their passion, fund their desires, support their contribution, and secure their legacy.

They became a boss-couple the minute they realized they could accomplish more together, than they ever could alone.; They realized that the individual quest for power and success in their own right, would not lend to their ability to create a freedom-lifestyle that brought them together as a boss-couple.

by bosscouple January 18, 2018

baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots

Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"

by Mackinator September 30, 2015