cumguzzler

a man or woman who likes to drink the sexual excretions of a penis.

That Jason Franks is such a "cumguzzler".

by Ruby October 5, 2002

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010

cumguzzler

one who guzzles cum at a great extent

That bitch is one hell of a cumguzzler.

by ck17 February 20, 2009

Cumguzzler

1. A person who swallows large amounts of cum, no matter who the person is they are getting the cum from.
2. A beast of a woman who wants nothing but the male sexual juice, aka Cum.

1.OHMAIGAWD.. Liz is such a cumguzzler.
2. guy: You want to swallow my what?
Girl: I WANT YER CUM!

by Love_me_Deadly January 9, 2009

Dillwacking Cumguzzler

A man, or woman, who is exceptionally annoying and could be also said because you think a male is gay.

See also: gay

"Dude, Talon is wearing rainbow socks. He must be a Dillwacking Cumguzzler."

by freezefire December 21, 2007

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

Cumguzzle my twat

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.

Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.

by thisbitchiscrayasshit October 23, 2012