clumbersome

clumbsy to the point of being cumbersome to others; extremely physically awkward

Bubba got to trashed last night he was clumbersome.

by Water of wonder November 2, 2004

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cucumber burp

A burp that leaves a rancid rotten cucumber taste in ones mouth and a foul petrid smell, in rare cases can be followed by cucumber gas and a slight green pigment in the skin but only in rare cases.
Can be cause by a reoccuring chilhood trauma or just an allergic reaction to cucumbers, Or any related cucumber foods or thoughts.
Can also be used to describe any foul tasting and smelling burp.

Only one known case has been documented about someone suffering from this, however it was ruled that the condition was more mental disorder then physical allergy.

Can be used to tell someone they haven't let go of the past and its starting to sicken everything around them

the drunk next to me burped and its smelled like a cucumber burp.

your relationship smells like a cucumber burp

by roman331 October 14, 2009

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cucumber

Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.

The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.

by Richard Black May 1, 2005

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captain cucumber

this describes anyone who has used a cucumber as a sexual instrument(usually through the rectum) rather than a vegetable

random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''

other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)

1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!

by the enchanted lemon of hermitage October 15, 2007

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