When you shit your stomach out on someone's face, then light them on fire to give their skin the leathery texture of Ted Cruz himself.
Yo, I was bouncin on my boys D last weekend and he asked me to do him like Ted Cruz, and he hasn't been the same since.
by AutismoTheThird September 24, 2017
Get the Ted Cruzmug. mary cruz is someone who can make you smile at any second of the day.
She's usually very lazy, but tends to get her job done. She is very loud, and can make boys fall for her at any moment, even tho she denis it.
She's usually very lazy, but tends to get her job done. She is very loud, and can make boys fall for her at any moment, even tho she denis it.
by lily konick January 30, 2017
Get the mary cruzmug. by Brannon July 14, 2017
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Get the Ted Cruzmug. by britney's queen June 12, 2018
Get the nikolas cruzmug. The Zodiac Killer
by MackMurphy May 11, 2016
Get the Ted Cruzmug. 17 year old from Wildomar that is in the running for the world's sexiest man alive. His abs are the role model for body builders. If he were to walk into a store without shoes and/or a shirt he would still get service. Cruz fought in the Vietnam War, Desert Storm, and served in Iraq for 2 years.
by holocaustlol October 27, 2011
Get the Ryan Cruzmug.