By hook or by crook

Pulling a Howard and getting it done.

"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !

by T-Dawg007 January 15, 2022

captain crook

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey

"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?

by Morty Rosenberg July 6, 2008

I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)

Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

V-crook

to fool a woman into having sex despite undersized penis endowment

Julia got V-crooked, that guy she picked up last night is slung so tiny!

by testytesty July 10, 2005

donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

spinning a crook yarn

The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.

"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."

by brunetang January 24, 2018

Coochie Crook

A male who ruffly pounds a woman's pussy like it wasn't offered to him

Woman :Bob I was sore for days after i had sex with you

Man : I know they call me the Coochie Crook

by coochie killer October 18, 2008