Cryokinesis

Seemingly the ability to control "cold." In actuality, Cryokinesis can be defined as using Psychokinesis to manipulate the molecular speed of an object. Slowing of the molecules produces cold, as cold can be defined as a lack of energy.

Using Cryokinesis, I can chill the air around me on a hot day.

by Shay'oul May 19, 2004

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

Cooking bacon

Killing pigs (cops)

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.

by Yambalaja May 18, 2016

cooking mama phobia

A legit phobia of cooking mama’s fire eyes which r burning flames of hell showing the player the true nature of cooking mama and not her happy facade which she hides behind most of the time and shows the true nature of her soul. This inturns makes people who sufffur this phobia from a very young age discover issues in personal growth when they strive for perfection in every game like for example striving for gold medals on all cooking mama games even when it’s not possible like getting all 3 gold stars on every candy crush level. Cooking mama also makes you distrust everything u thought you knew.

The cooking mama phobia is the cause of much of distrust of fellow citizens in the USA

by Aosjdbsab1245 December 2, 2018

Choking Barnaby

Commonly referred to as the best position (has to be performed in the prison showers). Where one extremely gay black man allows another man to shove their penis all the way up one of his nostrils whilst chewing on his balls, making sure to soak the pubes thoroughly. when they are done, they have to meet up with their friend Barnaby to be able to show them the evidence that they have done "The choking Barnaby"

oh boy i can't wait to do the choking Barnaby with my granddad!

by Epic english guy69420 January 15, 2019

cokinthmout

Is an interjection used in one of 3 circumstances:

a) refuting an interruption
b) when you interrupt someone 'chatting shit'
c) when you accidently get involved in a conversation you either
i) know nothing about
or ii) have misunderstood the conversation
and when they ask you to explain your actions: cokinthmout
cokinthmout is always followed by 'exactly'

Failure Patrick: So you see we will be far better off if, rather than adopt the proposal by Mr Jones, we adopt my proposal
which is to cut our advertising budget on TV and radio media, but instead employ a skilled team of internet-junkies
to create a viral video which will spread the name of our product far faster and wider than any of the traditional media
It will also be far cheaper and actually become a self-feeding form of advertising, known as a 'meme'

Mr Jones: Yeah but, cokinthmout

Failure Patrick: Huh?

Mr Jones: Exactly!

by cokinthmout October 7, 2010

Choking on your chin

A phrase which denotes the state of being upset, angry, or sad to the point where it seems like someone would be choked on their chin.

May also be abbreviated as chin or saying someone is chin or chinning.

Tom: Hey man, you choking on your chin?
Bill: Fuck off Tom, my house just burned down.

by lithiiicon February 11, 2013