crowdience

a combination of 'crowd' and 'audience', said mostly when completely fucked

The crowdience laughed as the drunk man fumbled with the intricacies of the English language

by don't drop the soup December 13, 2018

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Creepy Crow

A creepy guy that makes women uncomfortable in pubs and bars.

Scott: Have you seen Andrew is hanging round outside the girls toilets again!
Steve: Why doesn't Andrew leave that poor girl alone?
Scott: Andrew is such a Creepy Crow.

by It's Deezer April 20, 2019

Crow tit

Like the other definition it is a small puffy bird, but considering you are probably from BTS, the Korean meaning may be a little bit more helpful. The term was used in a famous Korean proverb referring to someone who is trying to be someone they aren't just to fit in. Eventually that meaning became more well known. A beautiful meaning to fit in a beautiful song.

Together, J-Hope, Jungkook: Hey crow-tits everyone hands up

Army: What a beautiful message.

Random uncultured person: What the hell!? What's so meaningful about Crow tit!?

Another Scenario:

Kid: look at the Crow tit! its sooo cute.

by ImJuNgShOoK <3 November 23, 2020

take a crosby

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.

"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.

by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

crow smart

Crow smart is simply the misconception that someone or something is smart, when in reality the subject is simply smarter than people thought they were. Like the common crow, they are still pretty stupid.

The definition originates from the recent studies showing that crows are intelligent. Crows are not intelligent, they are just intelligent for a bird, as well as more intelligent than we thought they were.

Basically all other chordates are smarter than birds.

Person 1: Hey dude, Mike just explained to me that if you add up all of the angles of any type of triangle it equals 180 degrees! He's pretty smart huh?

Person 2: No not really, he's just crow smart. He flunked geometry twice already so he should no those concepts by now. Good to know he's finally learning though.

by themainmop January 17, 2014

Animal Crossing

A Nintendo-published video game so addicting that it is essentially digital heroin.

Person 1: Hey man, what's so great about Animal Crossing?
Person 2: You go fishing and dig up stuff and buy furniture and have animal neighbors and a loan-shark raccoon.
Person 1: That sounds terribly boring.
*after 5 minutes of playing*
Person 1: WHY HAVE I NEVER PLAYED THIS BEFORE

by StBz January 10, 2013