crimeny

An exclamation of frustration/anger. Often used by Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold.

Helga: Crimeny!! D:<

by ichigodesuka September 20, 2009

Thought Crime

A theoretical felony. The federally punishable act of thinking about unlawful acts, thinking of committing them, or having thoughts contrary to the will of the established government or relevant legal or social paradigm. An arrestable offense regardless of whether or not action has been taken towards the thought, even lacking traditional evidence of any kind of wrongdoing.

This idea is prevalent in the dystopian novel "1984," by british author George Orwell.

I'm glad Bush is out of office. I was sure I was going to get sent to Guantanomo for Thought Crimes.

by ubermatt2000 May 25, 2009

crime rave

What will happen if Trump builds the wall.

"Nothing will stop me," trump said ," I will build a wall. And then we will have a literal crime rave. crime rave. Crime rave. CRIIIIIIIIIIIME RAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!" *Que upbeat music and rainbow lights*

by Wendy Conbolt February 15, 2017

beer crime

Any act that wastes beer. Spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the glass or container. Putting beer in the freezer and letting it explode...beer crime.

Larry accidentally knocked over his beer, and cursed his own clumsiness and beer crime.

by prosparky September 16, 2005

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

by world March 22, 2005

Crimcheck

Crimcheck is the act of conducting a criminal records check on an individual, usually for employment purposes or for law enforcement use.

Crimcheck is also the name of the Australian criminal records computer system, similar to the American's FBI NCIC system but used by Australian law enforcement.

Crimcheck.com is a website used to conduct background checks for private corporations and businesses.

The police conducted a crimcheck on that guy and found he had three warrants for his arrest.

by Monkey Man Guy August 28, 2009

Crime got it

A term used to notify colleagues of something illegal/immoral is going to happen.

At a diner or chain restaurant...

-"Let me see the bill so I can split it up right."
-"Forget that, crime got it" (Leaving the check unpaid.

by eyeintheskeye October 31, 2009