Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018

Chita

A Blonde haired goddess. Not too tall in stature. Great smile very easy to fall in love with. Whimsicle voice thats great on the ears. All in all Awesome.

Whats that beautiful sound? Oh thats Chita singing over there.

by Lucky Man September 17, 2012

caritas

a word literally meaning eternal love, unconditional love, God's love. It is a place, a philosophy, that makes people bond. you share about you, and you listen to others. It is the best place in the world. It is the closest to heaven I have ever been.

before caritas:
kid 1: hey can I play with you guys?
kid 2: EW NO WAY!!!
kid 1: :(


after
kid 1: can I play with you guys?
kid 2: yeah sure! we would love ypu to play.

by monnigibbo September 28, 2008

coitalingus

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is being penetrated by a phallus (real or a dildo).

Julia's favorite part of her threesome was the coitalingus.

by myrlyn May 10, 2009

coital

sex, the act of making love.

After coital I like to smoke a cig.

by alpha-omega November 23, 2007

Cretard

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

cretanbloodlover

A naturally born aggressive man with origin from Crete. its believed to be a mix of sarakeens,almohads and Cretans. He is the one that knows how to use any kind of weapon and has the natural ability to kill without any conscious and without worry of his life. The word is to describe the people that live in order to war for a cause and not for money.
They are famous for the ability to win a fight from long distance and to outnumber any enemy.
Those people have been fighting from the early 9th.century B.C. from the war of Troy. the last epic battle was given against the Wermacht forces in the spring of 1941 when unarmed people killed all the special forces of the German army.
Its a rumor that during the wars Cretans have interfered in the most disgusting war crimes thats why the best of their warriors that have origin from the Chania region were given the name Cretanbloodlover

Cretanbloodlover warriors have been sent in order to win the war.
He fought without any worry about his life like a real Cretanbloodlover.

by ChrisCreta May 2, 2008