He was crissing me last night
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Get the criss mug.While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.
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Get the Criss Cross Uncle Sauce mug.Noun: Ostie d'criss de calice de tabarnak.
Adverb: elle est crissement loin l'auto.
Verb replacing to do: qu'est-ce vous crissez chez moi?
Adverb: elle est crissement loin l'auto.
Verb replacing to do: qu'est-ce vous crissez chez moi?
by Henri Bourassa August 31, 2019
Get the Criss mug.A sweet southern soul. A Criss-Ann embellishes a lustful determination to create a bountiful harvest of edible extravaganza for all those that she loves. Furthermore, Criss-Ann nurtures others with unconditional support that beams from every fiber of her being.
Although Criss-Ann's have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. Criss-Ann's tend to have smallish hands. Yet, even with itty-bitty hands, Criss-Ann's show how large of a heart they have. On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a Lawrence Welk show.
Although Criss-Ann's have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. Criss-Ann's tend to have smallish hands. Yet, even with itty-bitty hands, Criss-Ann's show how large of a heart they have. On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a Lawrence Welk show.
Person 1: "Dude, try this banana pudding Criss-Ann made.
Person 2: "Bro, that is so Criss-Ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!"
We should all be so lucky to have a Criss-Ann is our lives!
Person 2: "Bro, that is so Criss-Ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!"
We should all be so lucky to have a Criss-Ann is our lives!
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Get the Criss-Ann mug.The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
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