When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 16, 2017
by Si.me.yah December 22, 2019
Your a criss ting
by Si.me.yah December 22, 2019
This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them
by Chodrick March 10, 2018
The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
A sweet southern soul. A Criss-Ann embellishes a lustful determination to create a bountiful harvest of edible extravaganza for all those that she loves. Furthermore, Criss-Ann nurtures others with unconditional support that beams from every fiber of her being.
Although Criss-Ann's have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. Criss-Ann's tend to have smallish hands. Yet, even with itty-bitty hands, Criss-Ann's show how large of a heart they have. On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a Lawrence Welk show.
Although Criss-Ann's have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. Criss-Ann's tend to have smallish hands. Yet, even with itty-bitty hands, Criss-Ann's show how large of a heart they have. On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a Lawrence Welk show.
Person 1: "Dude, try this banana pudding Criss-Ann made.
Person 2: "Bro, that is so Criss-Ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!"
We should all be so lucky to have a Criss-Ann is our lives!
Person 2: "Bro, that is so Criss-Ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!"
We should all be so lucky to have a Criss-Ann is our lives!
by kendrhodes March 22, 2011
When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.
by Truxtin May 02, 2024