Hairy Cretin

A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes

"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"

by Holobalales June 1, 2024

Cretin

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What a Fucking Cretin...

by ChasingDragons92 November 8, 2020

Cretin

A cretin is a person that is : brainless, stupid, childlike, and has no self awareness, full of pointless information. And a general indior

Aw bro do you know that girl jay? Why an absolute cretin

by Tipsyteenyweeny July 11, 2021

Cretin

A brainless human who is like a child and have 0IQ

Do we need a example if so you probably are a cretin

by Glode tnt March 31, 2020

illiterate cretin

A derogatory term for people with lower intellect who mocks others that know more
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section

PeepeepoopooLover69: "Erm actually, the scientific name for the great white is Carcharodon carcharias
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"

by uranium enjoyer February 5, 2024

Cretin

Definition- a person called Sam humberstone, who thinks he’s smart but is actually a massive creep and thinks he’s the billy big bollocks but actually got fucked up by a woman 2-3 years younger than him

Person 1- your such a cretin

Person 2- you mean a sam Humberstone

by R.marsh64 May 23, 2022

Cretinent

Derogatory term for parent.
Cretitent for male, cretinant for female.

My cretinent is horrible, I don't know why the lazy police can't arrest this thing already.

by 0∅7 December 17, 2023