bleacher creature

someone who goes to baseball games and buys cheap standing-room tickets, then takes the seats of people who dont show up.

that goddamn bleacher creature only paid 4 fucking bucks!

by adam's got a knife December 3, 2007

bleacher creatures

Rowdy group of people in the Yankee Stadium bleachers. Yankee stadium actually stopped serving alcohol during the game because they were too wild. Right now their famous for doing the roll call in where they chant every Yankee player's name until the player acknowledges them.

BLEACHER CREATURES.
ok guys time for the roll call
BC> Derek Jeter! clap clap clap clap clap Derek Jeter!
Jeter> these people are soo fucking anoying..(waives)
BC> YAY!.. A-Rod!! A-Rod!

by [e-mail] August 13, 2006

unstable creature

Bitch

your an unstable creature, i ain't even gonna say bitch. I'm gonna say unstable creature

by G July 5, 2003

government created killer nanorobot infection

a serious epidemic which is now known as GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection)

Can be spotted by the little red marks all over their bodies resembling freckles.

Those poor people who were involved in the outbreak of GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection) will never be the same.

by Edward Lavender June 21, 2007

creature army

Motionless in White fan army. Fighting for individuality, freedom from the hate of society, etc.

Society: eww look at that gothic girl ewww she always listens to her satanic music

Religious ppl: back u demon of satan!!

Parents: why can't you be normal?!

MIW: Fuck those ppl, you are amazing, beautiful, and strong. Just listen to us and we'll make you feel better. You are apart of something big. The creature army

Creature: Thanks MIW <3

by InfamousxCreature February 6, 2014

Creature Feature

A desirable feature of a creature comfort that further enhances its appeal to consumers.

The luxury SUV boasted a number of desirable creature features, including a heated steering wheel and front seat massagers.

by annekt June 12, 2019

The Creature aka Smeagol

That one friend one likes that does the following...
- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near

None can be given about The Creature aka Smeagol. Last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . At least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.

by Reverend Gucci August 9, 2012