Wetty crease

When someone is a wetty crease it usually means that their batty craese is wet or they are fucking retarded

Yo dont trust that wetty crease Reean he's fucking retarded

by Pussy muncher69420 April 23, 2020

Wiener crease

The crease of your wiener where interesting things are.

Hey, is that mustard in your wiener crease?
Would you like some mustard in your wiener crease?

by Gatorsara May 20, 2022

crease fleece

The hair running along the crease of your arse.

Ooh, I have a brace of winnits pulling on my crease fleece.

by Stu P April 4, 2003

cheese crease

The place between a man's scrotum and leg (where the scrotum is always sticking to the leg), usually very sweaty and stinky when one rubs their finger across it.

I stuck my finger in my cheese crease yesterday after taking a jog and the smell almost made me sick.

by baller-b December 8, 2006

Piss crease

A womens crack that is smeared with stale piss.

John says to jim "So john have you pounded your pork sword into her piss crease yet?" To which john replyed "No you daft twat shes my sister!".

by William epps. October 6, 2008

Crease monkey

1. Gynecologist
2. Vage mechanic

Worker: can I have the afternoon off to go to my gyne appointment?
Manager: Sure. Visiting the vage mechanic again?
Worker: yeah. Time to let that crease monkey get a good look under the hood.

by Urban_Filth November 15, 2012

Christmas Crease

A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.

Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:

Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"

Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"

by Mtmtb April 13, 2010