creamed

act of being assimilated, or nutted on.

-Yo! Look at dat pregnant ass hoe, u can tell for sure she got greezed.
-Man, dat cum guzzling slut did'nt get greezed, she got creamed!

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

creamed

The physical sensation of having eaten too much dairy, especially ice cream. Equivalent to being tanked, only with ice cream instead of booze.

Oh, man, Jesse and I got so totally creamed last night. We split a malted, then like two hours later we got two scoops each at Baskin-Robbins.

by Addison July 1, 2006

creamed

The state you find yourself in after smoking joints.

Fuck me hell, i am so creamed

by creamy ken March 20, 2004

cream

A word used for mixed race offspring, usually black and white.
Originated in antebellum south in the United States.

That child is not black, it's a cream.

by Tahoe Joe December 6, 2011

Hit and cream

A euphemism that implies a one night stand (Netflix and chill, have coffee)

"What's up with Rachel and Burt? I sensed a lot of tension."
"Ah, last weekend Burt pulled the classic hit and cream with Rachel and didn't call her after."
"Yikes."

by CodenameGoose July 25, 2017

Krispy Cream

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob

Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon

by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

Cream gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men

Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.

by Anonymoustowho22 June 27, 2022