Craig

A extremely gay guy that has flakey skin likes to hit on Carl while drunk. Also likes to grab chicks ass' while they are hooking up with people because he's a seedy fuck.
Also enjoys scratching and being a faggot

Ew cunt you're so Craig!

by Craigsaseedycunt June 29, 2011

Craig

Someone that has husky eyes. This person is known as dogeyes and can often be seen playing with other dogs playing at the park or dogging people. It is also a very good touch football team.

when you steal someones money. oh you craig dogeyes lawler

by Amazing 1 March 26, 2010

Craig

Tiny penis

Ahhh silly 4 year olds and their Craigs

by Nicknicknicknicknick April 23, 2014

Craig

A whiny little bitch, of small stature; often recognizable due to a small strange tuft on their back. Other characteristics include being a complete douche and having grey hair. A Craig will also generally be unnecessarily mean and obnoxious to their girlfriend, even if they are only trying to help.

In summary; a Craig can be classed as a midget with a tuft and a big nose who is also a whiny little bitch

"God, you can be such a Craig sometimes, you're such a weiner ... obvs!"

by rocky broadforest April 28, 2011

Craig

Ketchup or condiment of choice.

When getting ready to eat a big juicy burger, say "pass the craig"

by CJ1978 February 4, 2010

Craig

One who cheats, or the act of cheating.

Let's play a nice game of Rummy, and just don't Craig!!

Stop being a Craig, play by the rules!!

by MariahOnFira February 3, 2010

Craig

The enemy of Greg. (the fastest growing army) (don’t look that up)

Greg 1: did you hear that Craig took our territory in West Virginia?

Greg 2: GREG IS AN ARMY GREG IS A FAMILY WE ARE POSSIBLY A CULT WE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED

by I am truly Greg. January 17, 2020