Simon Cowell

To interrupt someone.

Guy1: So I was out last night with this girl, when I realiz...,
Guy2: Shut up!
Guy1: Why do you always Simon Cowell me!

by Icy Wyte December 9, 2016

cowbell

a bell worn around a prize head of cattle's neck, used so the owner can know where it is.

Clem heard Bessie's cowbell a mile away

by E. Stevens August 20, 2005

Mad Cowbell Disease

The mental illness of a drummer or percussionist. Causes the drummer to stare at a cowbell with desire to play it leading to a point where they play it at an inappropriate part in a song. People with MCD play the cowbell often as possible and it can get annoying after a while to some, but to most, it is entertaining.

"Did you hear John during practice today?"
"No what happened?"
"His Mad Cowbell Disease led to a corny drum fill and it threw everyone off. He needs to control himself."
"Word."

by AveryW January 18, 2009

Simon Cowell Effect

This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.

A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?

B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....

by Supersare June 28, 2011

cowbell

A skit from Saturday Night Live that is completely overrated and that people talk about when they want to appear funny. Such morons are also known to use such overrused words as "random," "cheese," "crack," and "monkey" in an attempt to get a laugh.

"Oh my gosh! You have got to be smoking crack, you crazy monkey! You must need more cowbell! Ah! I'm so random! Cheese!"

by Janay C February 23, 2006

Cowbell

Cowbell is a percussion instrument.

The cowbell was added to the standard drum set by the famous drummer and cowboy farmer, John Bonham of the band Led Zeppelin.

by triaspolitica January 25, 2014

Simon Cowell

A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.

Simon Cowell is sexy.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 3, 2005