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Counterstrike

A wildly popular internet team based game with two basic teams, terrorists and counter-terrorists. Contrary to popular belief, this is not a very good game, nor is it very fun. It gained great popularity because it is a free modification on the aging game Half-life and required no one to upgrade their hardware or purchase a new software. Unlike other fun games, the winners of this game are typically the players who sit quietly in one spot for hours waiting for others to walk in front of them so they can shoot them effortlessly. While this tactic may seem ridiculous, it captured the hearts of hundreds of thousands of under skilled loser gamers, making it the most popular online game by a large margin.

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Loser gamers are often quite fond of playing Counterstrike.
by PENIX May 29, 2009
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all countries matter

A prank created by pretty much every country other than America to prank them on the Fourth of July by making #allcountriesmatter trending on twitter.
Chad from America: Happy Fourth of July bro!
Steve from Canada: Hey, all countries matter!
by thatscrazydawg July 4, 2020
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United Countries of the World

Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become The United Countries of the World and it would become the world nation. Antarctica would just become one country owned by the United Countries of the World. There would be no more war.
Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.
by David December 7, 2003
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counterstrike

a game that mostly nerdy fags play because it makes them feel big
look at the fuckin nerd playin counterstrike and shit
by THE RZA December 3, 2004
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United Countries of the World

Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become the United Countries of the World and it would become a world nation. There would be no more war. Antarctica would just become a single country owned by the United Countries of the World.
Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.
by David December 7, 2003
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Centrist

A powerful, entitled politician who puts his middle fingers wherever he wants.
Lulu found out the hard way that Governor Clamshelle was a centrist.
by Miso Grumpy May 3, 2020
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Enlightened Centrist

What political extremists call someone who proposed a reasonable and valid idea or opinions that the extremist cannot argue or refute because the person was right. Instead of opening dialogue about the topic or presenting evidence that disputes the persons the extremists shuts down the conversation by saying that their opinion isn’t valid because it’s “enlightened centrist bullshit.”

In the USA most often used by the progressive extremists in response to any criticism of their ideals, often defended as “morally” correct. Though uncommon, can and is used by conservative extremists in response to criticisms of their ideals, often defended as “tradition.”
Person 1: *valid and logical opinion or arguement*

Person 2: (shit this guy is right but it goes against my narrow and self righteous world view) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST NO ONE CARES
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