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coercidence

An intentional and planned action, disguised to appear as a coincidence, used to influence or force a certain outcome from others.
Friday night at a club where 2 guy friends run into a girl that guy 1 is really after.

Guy 1 - "Oh Look! There's Eve! What a coincidence that she's here tonight!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, gimme a break! You know she's here every Friday night. Coincidence, my butt! You're just trying to get her to notice you. This is more of a coercidence!"
by sardan1972 April 24, 2015
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Coneron

1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed
1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"
by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016
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coery

His such a coery
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Coder

He is a coder
by Bob Cena The Great May 14, 2019
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coler

{pron., "\KOH'ler\"): How some people pronounce the word, "cola" -- much how Mr. Krabs on the telly program, "SpongeBob SquarePants" pronounces the word formula as formuler.
{Brad}: Hey Sara, can you please go down to the corner store and get me a two litre bottle of Sam's cherry coler?
{Sara}: Brad, for the thousandth time, it's COLA for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony February 23, 2022
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sexual coercion

NOT REAL CONSENT.
when someone makes the other person scared to say no, or threatens them into saying yes.
reach out for help: rainn.org/resources

informational websites about coerced consent
healthline.com/health/sexual-coercion
uncp.edu/resources/title-ix-clery-compliance/sexual-misconduct/consent-and-coercion-discussed

examples of coerced consent which is rape:
"yo if u dont do this then im finna kill myself bro"
"fine, i guess u just dont love me"
"if u say no im gonna get my gang on u"
"if u dont i wont pay for ur mommas treatment"
examples of real consent:
person a:"yo do u wanna do this? if not thats fine!"
person b:"yeah of course!"
person a:"aii, sounds good!"
UGLY BITCH: "yeah i asked her 100 times and told her i was gonna kill her if she didnt fw me, i raw dogged her bro frfr"
AMAZING PERSON: "yo bro thats sexual coercion, go die in a hole you stanky trashy rapist ass hoe."
by bribri May 26, 2022
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tripple bagging market closer

when a new hire fails to identify fictitious financial terminology used around the office thereby making him/her look completely ridiculous. One byproduct of this failure to identify sarcasm may be the result of occupying a tiny unit under the pants.
"You see that tripple bagging market closer in the DOW yesterday?"

or

"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"
by Shankster69 September 17, 2012
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